Mr. Hankey, Chris Rock is Murdered 2009
A legendary title that never aired, yet lives on in fan speculation.
This entry addresses a persistent rumor within fan circles regarding an episode titled 'Mr. Hankey, Chris Rock is Murdered 2009'. While Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo remains a beloved recurring character and celebrity parodies are common in South Park, this specific title does not appear in any official broadcast records or season guides from 2009. It is frequently cited as an example of internet folklore conflating real-world celebrity news with the show's satirical history.
- Canon Status
- Non-Canonical / Internet Myth
- Subject Type
- Episode Title Rumor
- Associated Year
- 2009 (Season 13)
- Key Characters Involved
- Mr. Hankey, Chris Rock (Referenced only)
- Official Air Date
- N/A
- Production Code
- Unconfirmed
Lore & Background
In reality, Season 13 of South Park aired in 2009 and featured episodes like 'The Snuke' and 'Free Willzyx', none of which match this description. The show often parodies celebrity deaths or controversies, but a specific murder mystery involving Chris Rock under this title is not part of the established narrative canon. This distinction highlights the importance of verifying sources when exploring the extensive history of South Park's forty-plus seasons.
In Their Own Story
Cartman sat at his desk, scrolling through a grainy image on a laptop screen. 'It’s real,' he insisted to Kyle, who was eating a sandwich nearby. 'Mr. Hankey didn’t just get flushed; Chris Rock got taken out in 2009.' Kyle rolled his eyes, wiping crumbs from his shirt. ‘That’s fake news, Cartman. The only thing murdered is your credibility.’ The glow of the screen reflected the absurdity of the claim in a quiet South Park living room.
Reader's Guide
Since this episode does not officially exist, there is no plot to summarize or cultural references to analyze within that specific title. Instead, fans often confuse this rumor with actual events from Season 13, such as parodies of political scandals or celebrity culture.
The guide for understanding this entry involves recognizing the difference between official content and fan-generated myths. Mr. Hankey’s actual storylines involve holiday reunions and existential crises about his nature as feces. Chris Rock has been referenced in comedy contexts but was not a central murder victim in any South Park narrative.
This entry serves to clarify the canon record, ensuring that viewers do not search for content that will never be found on official streaming platforms or DVD releases.
Did You Know?
- Mr. Hankey first appeared in the episode 'Mr. Hankey's Christmas Class Reunion' from Season 2.
- Season 13 of South Park premiered in March 2009 and concluded later that year.
- South Park frequently parodies celebrity deaths, but rarely kills actual guest stars on screen permanently.
- Internet rumors about fake episodes often spread through fan forums and social media speculation.
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